Sunday, 31 May 2009 03:03
Written by Spectacle
Northerners know the first day of spring -- that first day after a long winter where you can put on a pair of shorts and have a picnic. In Florida, we don't have winters; we have summers -- oppressively hot, when it's ridiculous to be outside. For us, the first day of fall is like the first day of spring. Finally the air is cool enough to spend some comfortable hours out of doors. On the first day of fall a couple of years ago, while walking my dog, I could smell that grills all around the neighborhood had been fired up, the fatty fragrance of steaks and burgers wafting through the air. That night we had tuna casserole; and while i ate it, boy did I wish I had a grill.
In November my parents gave me a Webber for my birthday. They wanted to get me a gas grill, but Michele convinced them I prefer charcoal (I'm afraid that I'll burn my face off with a gas grill). And besides, doesn't a charcoal grill taste better. Don't answer: it does.
So here's my favorite part of grilling: sitting outside and drinking beer. Of course I could sit outside and drink beer without the grill fired up, but that's a little alch-y, right? Don't answer: it is.
Over the last two years, and over several beers, I've had the opportunity to learn the secrets of grilling. Here they are: get the fire hot, hot, hot; and be patient.
Getting the grill hot. I use a charcoal chimney and wood chips. Don't use briquettes and never use lighter fluid, unless you like your meat to taste like gas. With a chimney, you can make sure the coals are red hot before you put the meat on -- on fire hot. If the grill is not hot enough, it doesn't matter how patient you are, your food will come out raw, and you'll get frustrated. But if you let it get hot enough, the rest of grilling is all timing.
Timing. Here's how long it takes to get the grill hot: 2 beers. Maybe 3. Don't push it. When you can see fire coming out of the top of the chimney, the coals are hot enough. If you cooking chicken, put the coals around the edges, if you cooking pork or beef, put them in the middle. (All the fat in chicken is in the skin, and if you put it right over the coals, you'll get burnt skin).
Don't play around with the meat. Don't keep checking it. Know how long it needs to be on the heat and trust the fire. Here's some rules of thumb:
Steak: 3 minutes per side, or 1/2 a beer per side. I like to put butter on my steak while I cook it -- keeps it moist.
Burgers: 3-4 minutes per side. I make them well-done for the kids. 2-3 minutes if you like it the way grown-ups eat it.
Pork: 6 minutes per side or 1 beer per side. Take a little longer with the second beer -- you don't want to under cook pork.
Chicken: I don't know why chicken cooks so slow, but I cooks sloooow. And you can't really over cook chicken, so 10 minutes per side. Drink your beer slow.